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lean pocket = no filling whatsoever [Jan. 8th, 2004|08:54 pm]
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3blinks_1kiss
[seasick and |Puppy.]
[waves |The Jewel cd lauren made me]

Ok, so how many of us, at this point, have been propositioned by Dave?
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The radios dead: what if i said lets have sex what would you say?
sick of smiling3: I'd laugh, then ask where and when.
The radios dead: my house right now
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Oh, and a question for Captain Jane- So, I didn't realize this fine vessel fished for cod, then let it stay aboard. What do we do?


~*~Lenny~*~
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(no subject) [Jan. 8th, 2004|08:02 pm]
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something_sad
>state your tag name: Chel-say!
>post a pic, it can be of you, or...perhaps a small child from lil haiti.
>just post a quick inside joke line, c-mon we all have at least ONE.-1 riblet, 2 riblet...what's the point?

>bring a flock of snow to the dock at 4:30 am ask for sue johansen. I did, and then Sue pulled out her latest sex toy and explained to me how it worked...it was fun.
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(no subject) [Jan. 8th, 2004|07:30 pm]
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vote_ganja
[seasick and |awakeawake]

state your tag name: jane
pet peeves: mostly cod

and if you're feeling hungry and would like a grand taste, today on the yacht's menu we offer, our daily catch:



"twitchy", our fisherman
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Oh shit. My first post! I might wet myself. [Jan. 6th, 2004|08:56 pm]
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3blinks_1kiss
[seasick and |ill, as usual.]
[waves |Lenny Welch]

>state your tag name -- Lenny Welch.
>post a pic, it can be of you, or...perhaps a small child from lil haiti. I forget how to post images. < img scr url=" "... or some shit. I'll figure it out one day.
>just post a quick inside joke line. -- Jeph Ott. That kid is just one big inside joke.
>bring a flock of snow to the dock at 4:30 am ask for sue johansen. -- I did. The bitch asked me to start singing "Since I fell for you", and I'm like, whoa bitch, not in the contract. I don't know why I said that. I just really like Lenny Welch.

-The Big K-T

P.s. Peter Pan called Captain Hook a codfish a lot.
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(no subject) [Jan. 6th, 2004|08:44 pm]
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filmstars
so i said, why dont you just keep the yacht?
i have a full pack of salems and im feeling good.
...my vagina does not smell like cod...
by the wayCollapse )
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come aboard [Jan. 6th, 2004|06:34 pm]
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vote_ganja
[seasick and |seasick]

welcome! ladies and gents to my private yacht. My name is Jane and i'll be your captain. Here on this luxury yacht(appropriatly named BROHYM) you'll find a vast aray of wonders, endless martini's, black clove and cigar girls, cuban immigrants, a pipe for smoking only the finest crack and of course live musical guest snoop dogg feat. a special performance by the one and only...bill fucking cosby.

membership information for the prestiged "BROHYM" YACHT CLUB:
>state your tag name
>list five bands and i'll judge whether you're sceney, spoiled or anorexic enoough to join...tuhurrrhhuh
>post a pic, it can be of you, or...perhaps a small child from lil haiti.
>just post a quick inside joke line, c-mon we all have at least ONE.
>bring a flock of snow to the dock at 4:30 am ask for sue johansen

rules and regulations for "BROHYM" YACHT CLUB:
>if you don't know what the yacht club is...go home to your happy ignorant little scene.
>if you still don't know what the yacht club is but think it sounds cool, more power to you.
>if you conflict with other guests on the yacht, please keep insults brief and to the point.
>don't post long negative entries unless they are directed at someone other than yourself.
>do not feel free to join and NEVER update, please update, even if to remind us you just dropped a big load in the loo.
>please please please post all events that can make the yacht club more fun, i.e. party at ____ house, parents aren't home.
>don't be a faggot, remember: thats MY job.


so have a ball!
fo-shizzle
dizzle
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